HOW DOES THE HDP (HANGY DOWN PRIESTHOOD) HELP YOU? The great benefits!
" I recently crushed my 4 front teeth and broke my elbow in a mock battle at a Medieval Festival. I don’t have dental or medical insurance at my job as a banquet server and I don’t want to put my teeth and elbow on my credit card. Since becoming a Hangy Down Priesthood holder, I choose not to be embarrassed by my appearance. I continue to smile genuinely at guests as I serve them dessert … despite their double takes. And while some people outside of the Queen Shmooquan’s MY LIFE IS YOUR LIFE SEMINAR might see my elbow as crooked, I choose to see a straight elbow, when I look in the mirror!
"I know that the Hangy Down Preisthood is true and that Queen Shmooquan is a true prophet of the Great chicken Fungus. I am so happy to feel so much community and love in this room and I am so appreciative of the holy hangy down that HDP has given me."
"The HDP is the one true preisthood. I know this to be true, through my experience of extraordinary results. I think that once you have experienced profoundly superb results of the HDP you must share it with others."
"The HDP has given me the tools to create the possibility to be happy no matter what the circumstances are."
"Because of the Hangy Down Priesthood, things are starting to happen right away. At the BBQ the other night, with my new friends from the seminar, I felt confident in the sound of my voice when speaking about my business. I was free of thoughts of inadequacy and of not being worthy of success AND almost everyone at the table asked me for my business card! People also asked me for my phone number, email address and password, home address and a copy of the key to my front door, social security number, credit card and pin number, DNA sample, a pair of my wife’s underwear and a lock of my 1 year old son’s hair. As I networked with the potential clients, I felt so self-assured!"
"I am personally experiencing a profound possibility of happiness right now as I complete my sticker reward chart. 1234 -17 x 5 co-workers- 62 x 23 unemployed college grads equals 112 reward stickers! I remember the flood of ’83, the wrap around leather couch the pornooooooooooo."